“Adventure Quest: At the HoYoFair, I Think?”

The Herta asks adventurers to help iron out some bugs with the Simulated Universe, which requires the use of people not gazed upon by the Aeons. No physical harm should come your way for the most part, but any traumatic events may result in extended side effects.
This immediately goes awry as once the party enters the SU, Sparkle dolls flood the space, crash the server, and force the party into whatever games she wants to run.
Party spawns within gates and must race umas and the CEO of the Reason Studio, Bronya. Sparkle makes it harder by putting different obstacles in front of party. Party has 1 minute to prep. Half of party succeeds in beating up Bronya, while Charlie and party’s Bronya does a proper race, with Charlie taking the crown.